My computer and my camera are having some sort of stand off and refusing to play ball with each other so I can't download any pics to share with you. Hopefully they'll work out their differences and become friends again soon. But until then I thought I'd share something with you that a friend send me today.
These classified ads were really put in the paper
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows it all!
8 comments:
OMG the tears are rolling lol, you really crack me up hunni.
You've just made what was a crappy day a good one
Thank you
Big ((hugs))
Beki xxx
I love your ads. I once got a dog from a rescue kennel. She was a Springer Spaniel called "Magic". I believe she got her name because if you opened the front door just one quarter of an inch - she disappeared! Love your blog. SueX
Morning, just nipped over from Dollytubs blog, nice place you have here. :-)
Sorry about your camera and Poot having a bust up, kid's eh who'd have em.:-)
I love the ads they are funny.:-)
I had a cat once called Cooking Fat, now you really have to think about this one.... lol
Loving your blog.:-)
Taz, that has put a smile on my face! Thankyou, what a great post! xx
very funny indeed.... I had to try and stop myself laughing or I would have had a coughing fit...
you do crack me up...
x Alex
Brilliant...........
Laughing my head off here before I go to work. You have given it a really bright start. If I ever get the castle, there would be room there for you. x
OK, you've just made me snort out loud with laughter. I needed that - thank you!
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