Wednesday, 13 May 2009

A wednesday morning giggle







This may be the best Living Will I've Seen

I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Chocolate
Steak
Iced Tea
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
Cheeseburgers
French Fries
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Strawberries
Chocolate
Daiquiri
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

7 comments:

madmummy said...

Glad to see you back, your last couple of posts made me laugh this morn, much needed as having day from hell already!!!
xxx S

bekimarie said...

Very funny, yet again!
Loved your email too, thanks for the daily laughter hunni.
Big ((hugs))
Beki xxx

Shabby Chick said...

Ha ha, I enjoyed that one!

Mel xxx

Shabby Chick said...

Yes, I am similarly gifted in the plant names department! I'm hoping someone clever comes along and tells me what they are.

M xxx

dottycookie said...

Excellent! I think I might have to print that out and file it with the imnportant papers ;-)

Lydia said...

Hello You

Very funny!! - wish I'd seen this before I went on my 'dying to communicate' course today, think we'd have all found it amusing.
No just pondering which I'd choose....

Thanks for making me smile!

Love Lydia xx

Mean Mom said...

Lol! I'm in agreement with that. I may copy it, myself, with a few substitutions here and there. ;0)