Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Aaaagh

My computer and my camera are having some sort of stand off and refusing to play ball with each other so I can't download any pics to share with you. Hopefully they'll work out their differences and become friends again soon. But until then I thought I'd share something with you that a friend send me today.

These classified ads were really put in the paper


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows it all!

8 comments:

bekimarie said...

OMG the tears are rolling lol, you really crack me up hunni.
You've just made what was a crappy day a good one
Thank you
Big ((hugs))
Beki xxx

Sue at Dollytub Cottage said...

I love your ads. I once got a dog from a rescue kennel. She was a Springer Spaniel called "Magic". I believe she got her name because if you opened the front door just one quarter of an inch - she disappeared! Love your blog. SueX

angel said...

Morning, just nipped over from Dollytubs blog, nice place you have here. :-)

Sorry about your camera and Poot having a bust up, kid's eh who'd have em.:-)

I love the ads they are funny.:-)

I had a cat once called Cooking Fat, now you really have to think about this one.... lol

Loving your blog.:-)

Mrs B said...

Taz, that has put a smile on my face! Thankyou, what a great post! xx

Pink Feather Paradise said...

very funny indeed.... I had to try and stop myself laughing or I would have had a coughing fit...

you do crack me up...

x Alex

Jude said...

Brilliant...........

Menopausal musing said...

Laughing my head off here before I go to work. You have given it a really bright start. If I ever get the castle, there would be room there for you. x

dottycookie said...

OK, you've just made me snort out loud with laughter. I needed that - thank you!